Sum say dat if you eat yurself yu would shart yurself out.

BUT! if yur eatin' yurself then how da FACK r yur sharting?

Break yur back, I will break yur back with a hammer.Not in sexual way idiot

I MEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, I would break every fackin' bone in yur body.

I swear if dis become a poem I will bite meh arm and rip meh hair out.I will haunt yu slowly in yur sleep, I had a weirdo texty-wexty me (*dies of cringe by saying texty-wexty.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*) I lik it oddly that randos groom me for free.Play wit meh head, then treat meh lik shart

BOW DOWN! I DON SEE YU BOWIN'! I WILL BREAK YUR KNEE-CAPS!